The 50 Worst Sex Songs

The site XOJane.com put together a list of The 50 Worst Songs to Have Sex To and Eric Clapton’s “Tears in Heaven” was given the #1 spot!!

Well, Clapton did write it after the traumatic death of his four-year-old son, who fell from the window of a 53rd-floor apartment in New York City which probably explains the lack of sexual charge. 

Top 20:

1.  “Tears in Heaven”,  Eric Clapton

2.  “The Cosby Show” theme

3.  “Silent All These Years”,  Tori Amos

4.  “Takin’ It to the Streets”,  The Doobie Brothers

5.  “Baby Baby”,  Amy Grant

6.  “Mambo Number 5 (A Little Bit Of . . .)”,  Lou Bega

7.  “Love Can Move Mountains”,  Celine Dion

8.  “Orinoco Flow (Sail Away)”,  Enya

9.  “It’s Wasn’t Me”,  Shaggy . . . The lyrics involve a man asking his friend what to do after his girlfriend caught him with another woman.

10.  “Scream”,  Michael Jackson . . . A duet with Janet Jackson, writen in response to the tabloid coverage of the child sexual abuse accusations made against him in 1993.

11.  “I Can Transform Ya”,  universally-renowned romantic Chris Brown

12.  “Only Wanna Be with You”,  Hootie and the Blowfish

13.  “Sweet Caroline”,  Neil Diamond . . . It was inspired by President John F. Kennedy’s daughter, Caroline, who was eleven years old at the time.

14.  “Angel”,  Sarah McLachlan . . . It’s about the Smashing Pumpkins touring keyboard player Jonathan Melvoin, who overdosed on heroin and died in 1996.

15.  “Don’t Worry, Be Happy”,  Bobby McFerrin

16.  Anything by The Vienna Boys’ Choir

17.  “Short People”,  Randy Newman . . . It’s about prejudice against short people.

18.  “La La”,  Ashlee Simpson

19.  Anything by ”Weird Al” Yankovic

20.  “Love Song”,  Sara Bareilles

Complete list at XOJane.com.